Investor Road Show Itinerary
Day 1: Arrive in Colombo
There are about 25 check points
on the 25km road between the
international airport
and the city.
Each check point will have highly trained military personals
waiting to welcome you in a traditional Sri Lankan style.
Day 2: Visit the South-Western coast
Have the pleasure of visiting the word’s paedophile capital.
You will be greeted with a complimentary
10-year old on arrival!
Day 3: Visit the ‘Hill Country’
You will be amazed to see the world’s largest
slave population in the
21st century.
These Tamils work up to 15 hours a day
for a wage of
$1-2/day
Day 4: Visit the East Coast
Here you will have the pleasure to see the modern day democracy at its
best. Primary school girls getting abducted, raped and killed by the
government ministers and their assistants is a common practice.
For a small additional fee, why don’t you try a school girl yourself?
Day 5: Visit Jaffna
One of the highlights of the tour. Visit the largest open prison in the
world where half a million Tamil criminals are kept as captives. The threat
from these criminals is so high that one military guard is employed for
every 6 Tamil.
Illegal Detention
Day 6: Visit Killinochi
Visit this ancient city where you will see ruins of several churches,
temples, hospitals and houses. You will be surprised to know that there
were
people living in this city only a few months ago!
Day 7: Visit Mullaitheevu
This is the highlight of the tour. Watch hundreds of Tamil civilians
including women and children getting brutally murdered on a daily basis.
If weather permits you will see some of the internationally banned chemical
weapons in use as well. An experience you will never forget in your
lifetime.
Day 8: Depart Colombo
Provided you don’t get abducted for ransom money.
Important note: Please do not bring your cameras. Journalism in any form
or shape is not tolerated in this country and will result in death penalty
on the spot.
Important note: Please do not bring your cameras. Journalism in any form
or shape is not tolerated in this country and will result in death penalty
on the spot.